By Alan J. Heavens, FrontDoor.com | Published: 10/27/2008

"Schuylkill" is the name of a river and an expressway in Philadelphia.
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Native Philadelphians rarely have a good thing to say about their hometown.
"Philadelphians are terrible ambassadors for the city," says city deputy mayor Andrew Altman, recalling one discredited late 1970s tourist slogan "Philadelphia isn't as bad as Philadelphians say it is."
Outsiders put themselves at risk, however, if they disparage the city. Remember, too, that unless you are born here, the natives will never consider you a Philadelphian, no matter how long you live here. The honor, however, will be accorded to any of your children born here.
Philadelphia has a love-hate relationship with New York.
Take Amtrak from 30th Street Station and you'll be in Manhattan in one hour and 11 minutes. Philly longs for the global recognition the Big Apple is accorded, yet resents the second-tier status that proximity to New York has handed it.
This means that a guy drinking in a South Philadelphia bar will bad-mouth the New York Giants, Mets, Yankees, Jets, Knicks and Rangers as he walks to the jukebox to play Frank Sinatra's version of "New York, New York" for the 100th time.
Living in the shadow of New York and Washington, Philadelphia has developed a culture apart from both. This is changing slowly with the younger generation.
Natives refuse to go along with name changes.
Christopher Columbus Boulevard is still Delaware Avenue; Kelly Drive remains East River Drive; Martin Luther King Drive is still West River Drive; the Market-Frankford Line remains "the El," not the "Blue Line," nor is the Broad Street Subway the "Orange" line, and the Avenue of the Arts is still Broad Street.
The John Wanamaker Department Store may be a Macy's now, but one still meets friends by the "Iggle" (Eagle) at Wanamaker's, or listens to concerts performed on the Wanamaker organ. The other downtown department stores: Gimbel's is now a parking lot; Strawbridge & Clothier's has state offices and Lit Bros., a cast-iron complex of 19th century buildings restored in the late 1980s, is an indoor shopping mall.
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